Afroman - Tall cans
Tekst :
Ahhhhhhhhhhh shit! shit! shit!
Now I m walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus - repeat 4X]
Afroman likes tall cans
Now I m a afroholic, call me Afroman
Love to sag my khakis with a tall can
My homies pop the forty of some St. I s
Now that mother uh! staggerin from side to side
We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood
We look real bad but we feel so good
My thirst is quenched but my cravin won t extinguish
I need some forty ounce mother uh! Old English
Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin
Drink it down down until I get that crazy feelin
Now just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus]
See these girls be actin all bad and rude
Always gotta bad attitude
See I just wanna dance, why can t you get the picture
Act like a brother wanna move in with cha
I gots no fame, I gots no wealth
So I whined up dancin by my God damn self
But I pay my money, just like you
And baby I ma do what I came to do
You see I can t wait around till I get rich
Just to make yo gold diggin attitude switch
So I m walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus]
I stepped into this party full of Mexicans
I didn t realize I was the only black man
One hand on my bottle, the other on my peter
I barked like a dog and started freakin senoritas
I think she was embarrassed with the eight ball in my cup
She kept on steppin back so I kept on steppin up
This vaco strolled up, put his gun to my head
I knew if I moved I was officially dead
That had to be his woman, I know it doggonit
That ain t the first time that I got confronted
{say something in Spanish} get the fuck outta here
I said I m gone mother fucker, now gimme my beer
Cause I m just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chrous]
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
Walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
Yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus]
Well I m a afroholic, call me Afroman
Love to sag my khakis with a tall can
My homie pop the forty of some St. I s
Now that knucklehead staggerin from side to side
We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood
We look real bad but we feel so good
My thirst is quenched but my cravin won t extinguish
I need some forty ounce mother fucking Old English
Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin
Drink it diggy diggy down till I get that crazy feelin
I m just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Outta doe, here we go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus]
Now these women be actin all bad and rude
Always gotta bad attitude
You see I just wanna dance, why can t you get the picture
Act like a brother wanna move in with cha
I gots no fame, I gots no wealth
So I whined up dancin by my God damn self
But I pay my money, just like you
And baby I ma do what I came to do
You see I can t wait around till I get rich
Just to make yo gold diggin attitude switch
So I m walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Outta doe, here we go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus - speeds up at end] Afroman - Palmdale
Tekst :
Just like bums, we used to stay in the slums of LA by the way
Gang-bangers killin each other for rep, sellin rock cocaine on my doorstep
Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride, but my mamma never would let me play outside.
But when I got enrolled in elementary school, started bangin like a fuckin fool.
So cool, throwin up gang signs to the gangster (?), shot an enemy from across the street
Mamma came home, said she got a good job. Daddy did too. Now they don t squab.
Financially, we improvin . 2 months later, son, we movin .
No more duckin from shotgun shells. Bought a two-story house in East Palmdale.
(give it to me now.)
Palmdale, come back to me.
I need you and I love you, baby.
Palmdale, come back to me.
(Check it out, check it out, check it out.)
No more rats and no more roaches, livin next door ito football coaches.
Now I got a new place to sell me crack. Now I got little white kids to jack.
I stopped wearin blue, wasn t trippin on red. Too busy squabbin with the skinheads.
Stupid questions, distract the class. Rubbin little white girls on the ass.
I didn t really care if I passed or failed, I knew I was headed for the NFL,
Until the playoff game, shoulder got hurt. I thought about my future, layin in the dirt.
I can t jump, I can t flinch. Superstar player, ridin the bench.
Graduate from school? Don t make me laugh. I got an F+ in basic math.
(give it to me now.)
Palmdale, (Hell, yeah.) come back to me.
I gotta do one song for my neighborhood. Bucccoooc!
Palmdale, come back to me.
(check it out.)
I knew I couldn t make it in the white man s world, so I bought me some khakis and a Geri curl.
I knew I couldn t make it to the NFL, so I went to East Palmdale and started slingin yell.
Fo sho ! I was makin crazy dough. Shoulda dropped outta school a long time ago.
Bought a cell phone, like a nut. Now I deliver like Pizza Hut.
I drunk whisky and Bacardi. I sold dope to anybody.
Me and my homies sold dubs and dimes, took turns bustin rhymes just to pass the time.
A white man drove up to my spot. He said, !°Hey, homeboy, what you got?!±
I put a fat rock inside his hand. About 25 sheriffs jumped out the van.
(!°Get down, punk.!±)
Palmdale, (Hell, yeah) come back to me.
I need you and I love you, baby.
Palmdale, come back to me.
(check it out, check it out, check it out.)
Can t get drunk. Can t get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don t want none, but the Mexican s straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain t no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I m in jail, they tryin to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I ll adapt. Won t hesitate to get in a scrap.
Cause I m down for mine, and that s for certain, sittin in the hole with my knuckles hurtin .
(Palmdale)
Palmdale, (Hell, yeah.) come back to me.
I need you and I love you, baby.
Palmdale, come back to me.
(check it out, homeboy.)
Now I got a fucked up life. Two bad kids and a naggin wife.
Dead end job at the airport. Check too short to pay the house note.
Turn on the TV, then I see different homeboys that went to school with me
Playin in the NFL. We used to kick back in East Palmdale.
Rodney Williams. Lorenz Tate. Zeno plays for Colorado State.
I wish my homeboys much success, but at the same time, I still get depressed.
Walkin through the wind with a cup full of gin thinkin bout things that coulda, woulda, shoulda been.
I wipe my tears, sip my beers, wish good luck to my peers.
(Palmdale.)
Palmdale, come back to me.
I need you and I love you, baby.
Palmdale, come back to me.
Cause that s where my heartache began, heartache began.
Palmdale, come back to me.
I need you and I love you, baby.
Palmdale, come back to me.
Cause that s where my heartache began, heartache began.
Palmdale, come back to me.
(Hey, all the homeboys on the football team, where y all at?)
Palmdale, come back to me.
(Hey, wherever you at in the world, I don t care if you in Japan, Africa! hey, you know how we used to do it, man. Hey, hey, hey.)
Yo, let me get a Palm (Palm!)
Yo, let me get a Dale (Dale!)
Yo, what do we sell? (Yell!)
Yo, where we fittin to go? (We fittin to go back to jail!)
(x4)
Dale. Palmdale. (Hey, everybody just clap your hands.)
Dale. Palmdale. (C mon, c mon, c mon. Buci-buci-bucccoooc!)
Dale. Palmdale.
Dale. (Where them Falcons at?) Palmdale. (It ain t over til the fat man sings.)
Dale. (Little Rock can t get none. What, what?) Palmdale.
Dale. Palmdale.
[fade out.]
Afroman - Because I got high
Tekst :
Uuu la ra ta ta ra ra
La ta taaa...
La ra ra ra (x3)
I was gonna clean my room until I got high (uuu)
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
(La ra ta ta ra ra)
My room is still messed up and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
La ra ra ta ta ra ra
I was gonna go to the class before I got high
(C mon y all, chcect it out, uuu)
I could ve cheated and I could ve passed
But I got high (La ra ta ta ra ra)
I m takin it next semester and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
(Go to the next one - x2)
I was gonna go to court before I got high (uuu)
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
(No you wasn t)
(La ra ta ta ra ra)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
La ra ra ta ta ta
I wasn t gonna run from the cops but I was high
(I m serius man, uuu)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La ra ta ta ra ra)
Now I m a paraplegic and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
La ra ra ta ta ta
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
(I m serious, uuu)
I was gonna eat your pussy too but then I got high
(La ra ta)
Now I m jackin aaa and I know why
(Turn that shit off) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high
(Do that over)
Because I got high
La ra ra ta ta ta
(Go, go, go, go)
I messed up my entire life because I got high
(Uuu)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
(Say what, say what, say what, say what, oh)
Now I m sleepin on the sidewalk and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
La ra ra ta ta ta
I ma stop singing this song
Because I m high
(Present tense, uuu)
I m singing this whole thing wrong
Because I m high
(Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don t sell one copy I ll know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I m high (x3)
(Are you really
High though, man?)
La ra ra ta ta ta